I have two questions on my mind tonight. First, if you write a blog and no one reads it, is it just a diary? The second is a much more serious question. I was watching the most recent episode of The Real World Cancun. Jonna had sex with her soon to be ex-boyfriend, Bronne had sex with an alleged "playmate", Joey had sex with another in a long line of random skanks, Derek had sex with a man-whore, not that there's anything wrong with that, and Jasmine couldn't even get laid by the world's lamest Canadian DJ. There is a point to this recap of the worlds sluttiest housemates. This all took place in one episode of one season of Real World, and it was all caught on night vision tape.
How is it possible that after 20+ seasons of Real World, Road Rules, and Challenges there has not been one leaked sex tape. Not one disgruntled MTV editor who managed to sneak out some footage of Trischell or Johanna getting down. It's almost inconceivable. Its not that I really think that America needs a Jonna sex tape, but I know I'd watch it. So here's to hoping that some 23 year old editor at MTV gets drunk one night after getting downsized and scores us some footage. Just please, nothing with Shauvon, no one wants to see that.
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